Thursday, August 27, 2015
One Job
Thursday, August 27, 2015
One Job
Today's post may be a little to risque, so for those faint of heart, exit now.
I cannot remember the stand up comedy event we were watching many moons ago but I think it was one of Chris Rock's specials. I do remember a segment, though, talking about parents (dads specifically) had ONE JOB. And that job was "to keep their daughters off the pole." He is referring to the stripper pole.
Well, the other day, I peeked out onto the lanai and what did I see?! I saw Cupid doing a dance around the leg of a chair. To me, this screamed out that she was "on the pole" and oh, the sinking feeling that we had not done our ONE JOB of keeping her off the pole!
Now we had give Cupid an Indian name which is "Soft Bunny Fur" but we had not given Cupid a stripper name! I would ask for some in the comments section, but I think it COULD get a little raunchy (even for us!) So, let's just stick to keeping it in good humor. It was nice to see Cupid getting a big stretch using the chair leg as leverage though.
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I think Cupid was getting her daily exercise you go girl
I don’t know but can’t wait to see! That’s a great kitty stretch.
BaaaaHaaa!!! This is too funny. Had a good laugh this morning.
Cupid, you must have broken your daddy’s heart.
Would your stage name be Calico Calypso??
I hate to say it, but Soft Bunny Fur is a perfect stripper name!
Ok…I’ll keep it in good humor…but you know I thought of the purfect name;) Pole dancing really is great exercise…so they say…so, work it girl!
This is stinking hysterical! What about “Furry Bubbles” for her stripper name?
Think Bond film for the name😜
OMP this is hysterical!!!
Obviously, in spite of your efforts, Cupid IS on the pole! And just maybe, her name already is a good stripper name. 😉
But where are all her one dollar bills?
Too funny! All Cupid needs now is some feather fans to enhance her dance!!
Seems Christie and I are on the same page!
I too thought of the early Bond Girl name while reading today’s passage.
Oh my-how about Cupid cute good kitty? After all she is a cutie. However, if she hooks up on a flag pole-then worry.Pug hugs from pastor sue & the Colorado 2
Oh my goodness. This is awesome. I think to figure out your stripper name, you take the name of your pet and the name of the first street you lived on. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s not. Either way, I would give Cupid some dollars!!!
They always say on facebook, that the formula for your stripper name is: 1st name: name of your first pet, 2nd name: name of the street you grew up on. In my case, it would be Muffy Ravine. So, Corrine, if you were to do this and dub Cupid with it instead, what would her name be? ROFLMAO! This post just cracks me up!
This is the funniest post - you crack me up! I was thinking Cupid’s stripper name could be “Kitty Galore,” but Sleighbelle’s suggestion is much funnier - “Furry Bubbles.”
Pug Hugs to Henry and Cupid!
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I don’t think using the first pet, street name will work for Cupid - Timo Gibbs…nah. QP Divine maybe?
OBPers have come up with some funny names.