Thursday, July 12, 2012

No Tilt

Henry

When it comes to head tilts, Henry is at the opposite end of the spectrum of Ben. It is almost impossible to get a head title out of Henry.

It's like he is too smart for his own good. If you pepper him with the same line of questioning that is sure to get a big head tilt out of Ben, you get a stare from Henry.

Me: Henry, have you seen mommy?

Henry: Yes, I'm looking at her.

Me: Did Grammy come to see you today?

Henry: She did.

Me: How about G-Ma?

Henry: She did not.

Me: Is G-Ma going to come see you?

Henry: As far as I am aware she does not have a trip booked.

Me: Did you eat your lunch today?

Henry: Of course.

Me: How about Benny?

Henry: What about Benny?

Me: Where's Benny?

Henry: Over there. About to scratch his face. You better put that cone back on him.

Me: Where's your sister?

Henry: Next to Benny.

Me: Looney?

Henry: Yes, that is her nickname.