Oh pedicure lady, my hand is dangling here for you to do your business.  Be gentle.  I don’t like getting my nails done but I trust you will do a good job. 

So Momma, what are we going to do today??

Mom, I don’t know why you made the bed, I’m just going to rearrange the pillows anyway!

Did somebody say breakfeast time

And you have been…..where?

I love this! Look into my eyes…you are getting sleepy… very sleepy…..

Hi Mommy, I’m just holding the bed down.  Maybe you can give me a pugicure?  Yessss?

“Please stop making the bed.  I’d rather snuggle inside all the blankies.”

“I don’t mind going to bed, but can i have some snazzy PJs like Luna?!”

I can just see him holding a nice glass of red wine in that paw!