BACK UP!
No, you back up!
No, you back up!
No, you back up!

Look, you cat, i was here first.
No,pugsley, i was here first.
“This couch ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Dog: Hi.

Cat: Freak.

Dog: Wanna be friends?

Cat:  Wanna shutup?

Dog: I like cats.

Cat: If I pay you, will you go away?

Dog: I don’t like you.

Cat: Thank GOD!

Benny (in a Marilyn Monroe voice):  I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you!

Cupid:  Don’t make me hiss at you, dog!

What we have here is a failure to communicate. . .

dog: wana be friends ?
cat : ya ... in your dreams! get awayyy!

So, do you like blondes?

Benjamin: Took me a long time to get up here, so, you gotta go!

Cupid: Look, just because you got short, stubby legs, ain’t my fault!

“Look here Cat, THE PUG is always right” so get over it and get off!

This is MY couch, cat!  Buzz off!